Why White Supremacists Are So Obsessed With ‘Small’ Asian Penises

Why White Supremacists Are So Obsessed With ‘Small’ Asian Penises

You want to hear a funny joke? Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are up against each other in court, headed for divorce. The judge looks over all the paperwork, fumbles with his spectacles, and, after what feels like forever, exhales deeply. He takes his glasses off and puts the […]

 

Box Office: ‘Wolf Warrior 2’s $600M+ Success Should Terrify Hollywood

Box Office: ‘Wolf Warrior 2’s $600M+ Success Should Terrify Hollywood

‘Wolf Warrior 2’ With a 14-day total of $593.9 million in China alone, counting online ticketing fees, Wu Jing’s Wolf Warrior 2 will almost certainly end the weekend among the very biggest single-territory grossers of all time. It is crossing $600m today, on its 15 th day of release […]

With a 14-day total of $593.9 million in China alone, counting online ticketing fees, Wu Jing’s Wolf Warrior 2 will almost certainly end the weekend among the very biggest single-territory grossers of all time. It is crossing $600m today, on its 15th day of release (thanks to time zone magic, “today” is actually Friday in China), and is going to make a run at besting The Force Awakens’ record-setting $90m third Fri-Sun weekend. Even if it doesn’t go the distance, and if it drops by 51% from last weekend’s record-crushing $161m frame, we’re still looking at an over/under $80m third weekend and a 17-day total of around $673m. That would be the third-biggest single-territory grosser, not adjusted for inflation or exchange rates, behind only 20th Century Fox’s Avatar ($760m in North America) and Walt Disney’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens ($937m in North America).

Or maybe the demand will dry up, as it always seems to even when you think a film is unstoppable. Plenty of big films (Spider-Man, American Sniper, The Passion of the Christ, etc.) have followed up huge opening weekends with superb legs only to quickly wind down merely due to the sheer amount of demand being met in those first 10-17 days. Obviously, we’ll know more this weekend, and there is a difference between slowing down after a month and slowing down after two weeks when the numbers are this big. To be blunt, this isn’t the world’s best news for a Hollywood somewhat counting on China to deliver mega-bucks results for its blockbuster franchise offerings. Long story short, if Chinese movies can deliver approximate thrills and chills with local talent and Chinese movie stars, the English language/American action spectaculars are going to be slightly less essential.

Will ‘Hawaii Five-0’ Flap Lead to Changes for Actors of Color?

Will ‘Hawaii Five-0’ Flap Lead to Changes for Actors of Color?

Hollywood representation is one of the major issues within the Asian American community.  Why does it matter? Because it impacts every aspect of every Asian American’s lives.  Everything from self esteem, self confidence, dating, and career advancement are impacted consciously or subconsciously.  The bottom line is media representation matters.  T

CBS “Hawaii Five-0” series regulars Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park are exiting the show after contract negotiations broke down, and the situation has added fuel to a bigger discussion as to whether Hollywood is making advancements toward inclusivity. CBS said in a statement on Wednesday that it offered […]

Han-troversy: Furious about Fast & Furious 8

Han-troversy: Furious about Fast & Furious 8

Yeah, I am still pissed Han got killed in Fast and Furious 6.  I am also pissed Fast and Furious is doing so well in China, and they killed the only Asian guy who was a cool character.  They got multiple black guys, but they can’t have an Asian guy despite making a ton of money off Asians.  Even since Justin Lin left, they have done squat for Asians and that’s just completely bullshit.

Actor Sung Kang. PHOTO: UIP It’s hard out there for an Asian. And I’m not just talking about Dr David Dao, the Vietnamese-American who was dragged off a United Airlines flight last week. If only he had given his dragger a Pepsi. Dr Dao’s lawyer told reporters that he […]

Played by Korean-American actor Sung Kang, Han first appeared and died in The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift.

At the end of Fast & Furious 6, it was revealed that Han was actually murdered by Deckard Shaw, played by Jason Statham, setting up Fast & Furious 7, which was essentially about Han’s friends going after Shaw.

If you have seen the trailers for the new Fast & Furious 8, you will know that Shaw is now teaming up with our protagonists to go after Vin Diesel’s character, who has gone “rogue”. By the end of the movie, Shaw has more or less become one of the good guys.

If you have seen the trailers for the new Fast & Furious 8, you will know that Shaw is now teaming up with our protagonists to go after Vin Diesel’s character, who has gone “rogue”. By the end of the movie, Shaw has more or less become one of the good guys.

What is this? Doesn’t anyone remember that Shaw killed Han? There was no mention of Han at all in the new movie.

Are the other guys just jealous because he was the only one with hair?

It’s not just me who is upset by this. Mr Brown wrote on his blog: “Most of you may know that Jason Statham, Deckard Shaw in the movie, was the enemy of Vin Diesel’s family in Furious 7, right? And you know that he killed Han in Fast & Furious 6, right?

“SO HOW COME HE CAN BE FRIEND-FRIEND WITH THE TEAM IN FURIOUS 8???”

See the all-caps? That’s how furious Mr Brown is.

When Fast & Furious 8 writer Chris Morgan was asked about the Han-troversy in an Entertainment Weekly interview, he said: “There’s still things we get to discover. I think that, over the journey over the next few films, I think anyone who may be having issues about that will get a satisfying resolution.”

Well, there better be or someone’s going to get dragged down an airplane aisle real bad.

I’m just grateful Han wasn’t played by Tilda Swinton.

White men lie about their dicks because they are so insecure. Scientific studies.

White men lie about their dicks because they are so insecure. Scientific studies.

Lol here goes the dick talk: Size, when you’re talking length measured all the way to the bone (how doctors in most reputable studies do it), is the same (5-5.5 inches BPEL) between races, seriously no significant deviation. When considering most people aren’t just bones, realistically with fat and […]

Size, when you’re talking length measured all the way to the bone (how doctors in most reputable studies do it), is the same (5-5.5 inches BPEL) between races, seriously no significant deviation. When considering most people aren’t just bones, realistically with fat and skin considered, the average “tangible” (what you can actually hold and fit into things) dick is 5 inches, not 6 as most people claim. Girth is about 4.5-5 inches average, and that range covers like 80% of dicks.

White dudes on average are more overweight, and so many of them go for that “bear” look as an excuse for their beer gut. Their tangible dick is more like 4 inches. That’s literally just one hand for me. Because white gay dudes are the beauty standard, gay MOC put alot more effort in the gym to look good, and generally much leaner than their white counterparts. This bodyfat difference is enough to account for about an inch difference in size between white dick and MOC dick (I’ve had black and asian, but not Latino, although I could’ve had some I pegged as white).

Now here is where I talk about truly controversial observations:

Flaccid size is pretty much spot on with the stereotypes. East Asian flaccids are the smallest, whites down the middle and blacks the largest (given identical bodyfat levels). This is probably something to do with ancient cold weather adaptation, to retract penises as far into the body to prevent frostbite. This is a sort of north-south thing, Northern Asians (Koreans, Japanese, Northern Chinese) have smaller flaccids than Southern East Asians like (Viets, Thais and Filipinos). That being said, with the bodyfat considerations in mind, in a real gym locker scenario, whites and asians are about the same, but black men will look bigger.

Hardness. White dicks on average are just soft. The bulk of their penis is just floppy tissue that serves no purpose (cant remember where I read, but probably another cold weather adaptation, that instead of retracting it physiologically (like Asians), they just decided to fatten it up for insulation). Which is unfortunate because it still doesn’t make them bigger girth-wise than other races, and alot of my girlfriends actually tell me how uncomfortable it is for their vaginas because either they don’t feel it, or the other extreme where the floppy skin just snags up inside them and it can be painful. For some reason these men think they’re the alpha shits for “destroying a pussy”.

Asian men are by far the hardest, black men are pretty close but I still feel a noticeable difference. With Asians they are literally hard to the surface level, imagine say a cucumber. Black men are something like a corn dog, still pretty hard (and won’t bend if the guy doesn’t have ED issues) but still has a squeeze to it. White guys are like raw hot dogs. These are ofcourse averages of each race, and there are exceptions to each. To me personally, it doesn’t change much, I don’t often take dick anally (where hardness matters most) but I still think harder is just more fun to play with imo (although softer is easier to use my mouth with especially if it is huge).

This observation is further supported by the fact that despite having a 5.5 inch girth, I find condoms from “smaller” japanese sizes to the XXL condoms you get in the States to both fit fine whereas alot of my white male friends seems to find it painful to use smaller condoms (despite being smaller) and can’t get hard. Even my white male friends have often commented on how my dick is the hardest they’ve had, and coincidentally I’m also often the only Asian they’ve bottomed for.

Not bashing on small or soft dick by any means. Most people know anal and oral sex is much more comfortable with an average sized to small penis (for the one taking it). Big dicks are just an archaic display of masculinity.

TL:DR, Base erect penis size (not taking fat into consideration) is identical between races, Asians are predominantly growers, Black people are showers, Asian erections are hardest, Whites are softest (ofcourse still usable).

When it comes to heterosexual sex, seriously Asian guys have it good.

Small dick. Hurhur.

Small dick. Hurhur.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the biggest dick of all? I’m a Eurasian female. (I know some people view gender and sex as a fluid concept, so just to spell it out, I do not have one of those appendages). Yet people still make Asian small dick […]

More generally, for me the Anglo-Saxon obsession with phallus size is rather amusing, eccentric, and it makes me laugh because it is so silly. I don’t know or care which group, if any, has the biggest dick of them all but in any event, science doesn’t seem to support any variation in size between races. Even if there is any average variation, we must be talking about μm or mm, so I still don’t see what the fuss is about. No decent human beings give a flying fuck about dick size. Is this ‘largeness’ referring to length or girth? To those guys who humblebrag about their ‘9 incher’ before you know anything else about them, are you referring to a 9-inch pencil or 9-inch sausage? Nobody who understands biology properly places any significance on cock size. Even if on average, some populations have marginally longer (by a few mm/μm) penises, does that really change anything or mean anything from a practical matter? No and no. I don’t care who, if anyone, has a bigger doodah than somebody else.

Nevertheless, just because I find this cultural obsession with phallus size amusing and stupid, and just because I am a woman, and just because I don’t have one myself, it does not mean I find ‘small dick’ ‘jokes’ within the context of Eurasian/Asian men amusing or harmless. The important issue is not who has or does not have the biggest wiener of them all, or whatever averages and statistics may or may not show about miniscule variations in mm/μm. Despite my view that it’s irrelevant, I still violently disagree with ‘small dick’ jokes when they are made against Eurasian/Asian men. Look, I don’t want to look for offence in every little irrelevant thing or every meaningless comment. I don’t want to claim vicarious victimhood. I don’t want to jump into ‘Boys’ Talk’ when I don’t belong there. But this dick thing isn’t some innocent acontextual comment. Because within the Eurasian and Asian male context, ‘small dick’ ‘jokes’ are always made with the explicit intention of humiliating, emasculating, and dehumanising Eurasian and Asian men, and such remarks are often made by monoracial Asian women (yes, you read that correctly), and by individuals in ‘protected’ minority categories.

Some guys (of all races, but almost always from other ethnic minority groups) think it is funny to tell me ‘jokes’ about Asian and Eurasian men having small dicks. They casually slip these ‘jokes’ into normal conversation and then look at me, smiling in a friendly manner as if we are watching Sesame Street, or in a flirtatious way as if making fun of ‘small dick’ is some smooth chat-up line, and regard me with an expectant stare (like a Pavlovian dog waiting for a pat on the head), showing how pleased they are with themselves for making some reference to East Asian and Eurasian small dick to a Eurasian woman. Seriously dude, what reaction are you looking for here? Ho-ho-ho? I decided to cut out every single person in my life who had ever made a ‘small dick’ ‘joke’ to me. No matter how ‘important’ they are, no matter how many other fun times we shared. Which unfortunately, was a lot of people. Sounds draconian, but why would I want to maintain any connection with people who think it is acceptable to make jokes about Asian and Eurasian small dick to a Eurasian woman in professional and social contexts? Who thinks it’s acceptable to mock my brothers? What is funny (and unfortunately not in a haha way), is I do this as a half-Asian woman, when many full Asian women (and some men) would agree and join in with the ‘joke’.