Why White Supremacists Are So Obsessed With ‘Small’ Asian Penises

Why White Supremacists Are So Obsessed With ‘Small’ Asian Penises

You want to hear a funny joke? Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are up against each other in court, headed for divorce. The judge looks over all the paperwork, fumbles with his spectacles, and, after what feels like forever, exhales deeply. He takes his glasses off and puts the […]

 

Small dick. Hurhur.

Small dick. Hurhur.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the biggest dick of all? I’m a Eurasian female. (I know some people view gender and sex as a fluid concept, so just to spell it out, I do not have one of those appendages). Yet people still make Asian small dick […]

More generally, for me the Anglo-Saxon obsession with phallus size is rather amusing, eccentric, and it makes me laugh because it is so silly. I don’t know or care which group, if any, has the biggest dick of them all but in any event, science doesn’t seem to support any variation in size between races. Even if there is any average variation, we must be talking about μm or mm, so I still don’t see what the fuss is about. No decent human beings give a flying fuck about dick size. Is this ‘largeness’ referring to length or girth? To those guys who humblebrag about their ‘9 incher’ before you know anything else about them, are you referring to a 9-inch pencil or 9-inch sausage? Nobody who understands biology properly places any significance on cock size. Even if on average, some populations have marginally longer (by a few mm/μm) penises, does that really change anything or mean anything from a practical matter? No and no. I don’t care who, if anyone, has a bigger doodah than somebody else.

Nevertheless, just because I find this cultural obsession with phallus size amusing and stupid, and just because I am a woman, and just because I don’t have one myself, it does not mean I find ‘small dick’ ‘jokes’ within the context of Eurasian/Asian men amusing or harmless. The important issue is not who has or does not have the biggest wiener of them all, or whatever averages and statistics may or may not show about miniscule variations in mm/μm. Despite my view that it’s irrelevant, I still violently disagree with ‘small dick’ jokes when they are made against Eurasian/Asian men. Look, I don’t want to look for offence in every little irrelevant thing or every meaningless comment. I don’t want to claim vicarious victimhood. I don’t want to jump into ‘Boys’ Talk’ when I don’t belong there. But this dick thing isn’t some innocent acontextual comment. Because within the Eurasian and Asian male context, ‘small dick’ ‘jokes’ are always made with the explicit intention of humiliating, emasculating, and dehumanising Eurasian and Asian men, and such remarks are often made by monoracial Asian women (yes, you read that correctly), and by individuals in ‘protected’ minority categories.

Some guys (of all races, but almost always from other ethnic minority groups) think it is funny to tell me ‘jokes’ about Asian and Eurasian men having small dicks. They casually slip these ‘jokes’ into normal conversation and then look at me, smiling in a friendly manner as if we are watching Sesame Street, or in a flirtatious way as if making fun of ‘small dick’ is some smooth chat-up line, and regard me with an expectant stare (like a Pavlovian dog waiting for a pat on the head), showing how pleased they are with themselves for making some reference to East Asian and Eurasian small dick to a Eurasian woman. Seriously dude, what reaction are you looking for here? Ho-ho-ho? I decided to cut out every single person in my life who had ever made a ‘small dick’ ‘joke’ to me. No matter how ‘important’ they are, no matter how many other fun times we shared. Which unfortunately, was a lot of people. Sounds draconian, but why would I want to maintain any connection with people who think it is acceptable to make jokes about Asian and Eurasian small dick to a Eurasian woman in professional and social contexts? Who thinks it’s acceptable to mock my brothers? What is funny (and unfortunately not in a haha way), is I do this as a half-Asian woman, when many full Asian women (and some men) would agree and join in with the ‘joke’.

Is your penis too small?

Is your penis too small?

The small penis stereotype is one of the things that have done some damage to Asian male masculinity living a country that’s obessed with penis size.  The white media and white men in general are really obessed with it, and they created many stereotypes based on that.  Here is a good article discussing why white men are obessed with Asian and black penises.  At end of the day, it is rooted in white supramacy beliefs.  

For the guys, there are showers and growers.  You can’t tell how big a guy’s penis is at just by looking at in unerected state.  At end of the day, Asian penises are like every other penises, they are fairly average.  Below is the proper way to measure your penis.

First, stop looking at it from your lofty vantage point – ie from above. That’s not how she sees it and it gives you a false impression of size. Second, measure it properly. Most men underestimate the size of their penis. In a study at the University of Pittsburgh, US, 26% of men gauged their own penis size as below average, and only 5% ticked the above average box. What’s more, research from the University of Saskatchewan, Canada, showed that 86% of men said their penis size worries vanished after they were educated about penis size.

Here comes your education. Grab a tape measure and a ruler. Now measure your penis properly following the instructions below, and compare it to size averages (based on studies in the US and Australia):

Your standby length

To check your flaccid length, undress and measure it immediately. Because a cold or warm room can cause shrinkage or growth, you need to do this before room temperature affects your pride and joy. “Position the tip of the ruler gently against the point where the shaft meets the abdomen,” says urologist Dr Hunter Wessells, who has studied penis size. Then simply bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length. An average length is 3.43 inches. Breathe a big sigh of relief.

Your erect length

Get hard and measure it quick. Again, get the ruler on to your penis as soon as you become fully erect. Now measure the top of your erection, ie the side furthest from your testicles, and check the figure at the tip of your shaft, holding the ruler against your penis base. An average length here is 5.03 inches.

Your erect length

Get hard and measure it quick. Again, get the ruler on to your penis as soon as you become fully erect. Now measure the top of your erection, ie the side furthest from your testicles, and check the figure at the tip of your shaft, holding the ruler against your penis base. An average length here is 5.03 inches.

Your erect girth

Maintaining your erection, wrap a tape measure around your penis at its base. An average size here is 5.14 inches around.

Your erection angle

With your back against a wall and a mirror in side view, estimate your angle. A 90-degree angle would point directly out in front, 180 degrees up at your chin. An average angle is 105.7 degrees – slightly up from horizontal.

Sizing yourself up First, stop looking at it from your lofty vantage point – ie from above. That’s not how she sees it and it gives you a false impression of size. Second, measure it properly. Most men underestimate the size of their penis. In a study at the […]

Help Raise Money for Film – Consequences of Dating (Web Series)

Help Raise Money for Film – Consequences of Dating (Web Series)

The bottom line if Asian Americans want to tell stories about real Asians, then it will have to be done by ourselves.  Depending on Hollywood is literally suicide.  It will go back to same old stereotypes designed to promote white supremacy, emasculating Asian men, and hypersexualizing Asian women.

This project below is worth supporting.

Whether it’s the Steve Harvey incident, or Jet Li’s Romeo Must Die, 16 Candles, 2 Broke Girls or any other number of instances, Asian Americans are always being misrepresented in media. This isn’t a new issue, but it’s one that we have to take steps to correct. Media has […]

Asian Male Porn Star Live Q&A Thur 2/9/17

Asian Male Porn Star Live Q&A Thur 2/9/17

Asian American community needs more Asian male porn stars.  Why?  The lack of Asian male porn stars out there is giving fuel to white racists creating all kind of negative sexual stereotypes about Asian men.  One of the goals Jeremy mentioned is to dispel that one penis stereotype about Asian men.

Here is the info on the live Q&AyhaQUyr Asian Male Porn Star Live Q&A Thur 2/9/17 here.

Ever wonder what life is like as one of the very few Asian-American male pornstars in the business??!

Jeremy Long will be doing an AMA right here on /r/AznIdentity at 6:30 PM (PST) this Thursday. He’ll be answering your questions, so give it some thought and post a good one!

For background: You can read an interview of Jeremy Long here where he talks about his life as both a porn star and a UC Berkeley law school student (I believe he’s since graduated). See this NextShark interview here where he goes into more about his life in the porn industry. Also, see his Twitter profile here (note: Not Safe for Work).

Long, through his work, is breaking stereotypes of Asian men as asexual and unmasculine. To his credit, a lot of Asians even who would be qualified shy away from porn because of concerns of “face” and the like; but the fact that he dove right in reflects his seriousness on doing something about the problem.

Regarding the AMA:

  • Please note that Jeremy has a career in which he works with people from all walks of life. This AMA will be public so he has to be mindful of what he shares. Obviously, he won’t want to burn bridges, etc. Bear that in mind when you ask questions & be respectful.
  • He won’t be able to get to every question, so don’t be bummed if yours doesn’t get answered. Also, he’ll try to provide one response to the question but may not necessarily be able to continue responding on an ongoing dialogue back and forth.